After watching Thor I am going to buy a set of kettlebells and do some sick kettlebell exercises. I have always wanted to be ripped and muscular since I lost some weight back in high school. I never knew that the secret to getting ripped and superhero like in physique was to use kettlebells. I looked down at my fat gut and grunted like a chubby bear. I needed to do some kettlebell exercises and right away.
I went to the store and mulled around the weight section looking for kettlebells. I have never seen them before but I was determined to find them and do whatever it took to get ripped. I didn’t want to look like I was a complete fool so I did some fake browsing while waltzing through the weight area. After acquiring the kettlebells on a stand I discovered a picture with Thor next to the stand. Presenting his mighty hammer with a bolt of lightning protruding from it, Thor was announcing the kettlebells with a complete program of kettlebell exercises.
Even glancing at that poster, it would make you just stand in amazement. I mean just seeing that all you got to do is performing with those weights to get into great shape, how did I even not consider this before? The kettlebell is a fun piece of exercise equipment to use and they are very easy, even if you are not very experienced in using equipment at the gym.
I started my kettlebell exercises almost immediately after buying my new kettlebells. I made some room in the corner of my mom’s garage and had the poster of Thor next to my kettlebell exercises. The detail of the kettlebell exercises were explained by the deadpan workout buffs that I knew did not compare to the amazement that Thor put out. I was going to be a god that equated the strong Thor.